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Mar 19, 2008 21:11:08 GMT
Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 19, 2008 21:11:08 GMT
The internet is my social life!!
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Mar 19, 2008 21:13:14 GMT
Post by hotchic on Mar 19, 2008 21:13:14 GMT
Women can live quite happily alone.
The only problem I would have is a vibrator cannot snog, and I love a good snog!
*oops, was that too rude for a Tuesday?*
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Mar 19, 2008 21:17:07 GMT
Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 19, 2008 21:17:07 GMT
Years since I've had a good snog. Wouldn't be without my vibrator though!!
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Mar 19, 2008 21:17:55 GMT
Post by shmumph on Mar 19, 2008 21:17:55 GMT
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Mar 19, 2008 21:44:10 GMT
Post by starx on Mar 19, 2008 21:44:10 GMT
;D
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Mar 19, 2008 23:48:05 GMT
Post by Amaris on Mar 19, 2008 23:48:05 GMT
Women can live quite happily alone. The only problem I would have is a vibrator cannot snog, and I love a good snog! *oops, was that too rude for a Tuesday?* That would never be too rude because it's true!! They can't snog and kissing is definitely a good thing when .... oh I think I'll stop now
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Mar 19, 2008 23:53:12 GMT
Post by hotchic on Mar 19, 2008 23:53:12 GMT
That would never be too rude because it's true!! They can't snog and kissing is definitely a good thing when .... oh I think I'll stop now Kissing is only ever a bad thing if it is a relative or friends husband that wants to kiss you smack on the lips when a cheek is more appropriate. Snogging, and real snogging cannot be beaten. People don't kiss properly enough. I am sure that is why many marriages fail! All down to kissing. It is like that 'gettin' off' thing with your boyfriend when you're young and learning the ropes. They start with your mouth, move down to your tits and then to your (what shall we call it.....)muff! Not necessarily kissing all the way...I mean their hands. Then you get married. The mouth bit gets missed out....so it's just a quick feel of your tits and muff.....and then after another couple of years they just spit on their hand and check if you're ready!! Is that not what married foreplay is?
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Mar 19, 2008 23:56:14 GMT
Post by stamper on Mar 19, 2008 23:56:14 GMT
Can someone explain to a very pretty, but obviously thick woo why men are so f**k**g different to women and cannot see past the end of their own noses? *rant over* (please excuse my obvious vanity, but if I don't say it then who will ) I take it you are not having a good relationship? I'm a good kind caring man who has a good relationship, we're not all bad.
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Mar 20, 2008 0:07:53 GMT
Post by Amaris on Mar 20, 2008 0:07:53 GMT
That would never be too rude because it's true!! They can't snog and kissing is definitely a good thing when .... oh I think I'll stop now Then you get married. The mouth bit gets missed out....so it's just a quick feel of your tits and muff.....and then after another couple of years they just spit on their hand and check if you're ready!! Is that not what married foreplay is? Hotchic!! Please tell me that was a joke!!
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Mar 20, 2008 0:11:44 GMT
Post by hotchic on Mar 20, 2008 0:11:44 GMT
Then you get married. The mouth bit gets missed out....so it's just a quick feel of your tits and muff.....and then after another couple of years they just spit on their hand and check if you're ready!! Is that not what married foreplay is? Hotchic!! Please tell me that was a joke!! Yes it is a joke. It wasn't once.....but a training schedule is now in place ;D
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Mar 20, 2008 0:21:01 GMT
Post by MoonRiver on Mar 20, 2008 0:21:01 GMT
I really do hope to. My father has a new race horse running on the Monday. It is her first race so hopefully she will do well. I will bet on her as it is her first race, but I do not hold out much hope. If she wins Monday she will be worth a bob or 2, but knowing the way my Dad's horses are I am not going to hold my breath! What's it called and where's it running? I have been known to have a little flutter!! Who's the trainer and do you know who is riding? I'm due for some luck cos I lost at Cheltenham..... Big style
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Mar 20, 2008 0:22:18 GMT
Post by Amaris on Mar 20, 2008 0:22:18 GMT
Hotchic!! Please tell me that was a joke!! Yes it is a joke. It wasn't once.....but a training schedule is now in place ;D Some men just need a bit of guidance
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Mar 20, 2008 0:23:04 GMT
Post by MoonRiver on Mar 20, 2008 0:23:04 GMT
Years since I've had a good snog. Wouldn't be without my vibrator though!!
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Mar 20, 2008 0:27:24 GMT
Post by MoonRiver on Mar 20, 2008 0:27:24 GMT
Years since I've had a good snog. Wouldn't be without my vibrator though!! I'm at the stage I think 'group sex' is when there is more than one of me!
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Mar 20, 2008 15:15:40 GMT
Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 20, 2008 15:15:40 GMT
Then you get married. The mouth bit gets missed out....so it's just a quick feel of your tits and muff.....and then after another couple of years they just spit on their hand and check if you're ready!! Is that not what married foreplay is? Hotchic!! Please tell me that was a joke!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Mar 20, 2008 15:16:49 GMT
Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 20, 2008 15:16:49 GMT
Years since I've had a good snog. Wouldn't be without my vibrator though!! I'm at the stage I think 'group sex' is when there is more than one of me! That's good!! I think that applies to me too!! ;D
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Mar 20, 2008 17:10:51 GMT
Post by bobdezon on Mar 20, 2008 17:10:51 GMT
Yes it is a joke. It wasn't once.....but a training schedule is now in place ;D I was going to say your bloke needs educating a bit I think the day I take my mrs for granted like that, is the day we should call it quits.
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Mar 20, 2008 19:52:57 GMT
Post by Amaris on Mar 20, 2008 19:52:57 GMT
Yes it is a joke. It wasn't once.....but a training schedule is now in place ;D I was going to say your bloke needs educating a bit I think the day I take my mrs for granted like that, is the day we should call it quits. Aww Bob so nice to see a man loving his woman
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Mar 21, 2008 15:31:01 GMT
Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 21, 2008 15:31:01 GMT
I agree
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Mar 26, 2008 19:42:27 GMT
Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 26, 2008 19:42:27 GMT
JANE!!!
How did the horse racing go??
I hope you had a great weekend.
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