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Post by starx on Mar 14, 2008 10:04:56 GMT
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Post by Koolg on Mar 14, 2008 10:16:44 GMT
Hilarysinclaire will buy one, he believes in everything ;D
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Post by starx on Mar 14, 2008 10:59:57 GMT
The Benefits of wearing The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™
The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ has been gifted to us at this time to serve this purpose. Within its beautiful ergonomic design lies the zeropoint energetic field that can be effectively utilized for:
Protection against EMF and electromagnetic radiation
Increases energy levels
Heals on all levels of mind body and soul
Delays fatigue
Increases physical strength and stamina
Enhances quality of sleep
Retards aging
DNA repair
Completely clears negative energies
Acts as a 24/7 psychic shield
Energises food and water
Beneficial energy for animals and plants
Improves intuition
Assists connection to the divine source
Increases psychic abilities
Enhances meditation and prayer
Facilitates ascension
Increases synchronicity
Enhances manifesting skills
Facilitates astral projection and lucid dreaming
Use as a pendulum in chakra and aura balancing
Use as a transmitter pendulum in distant healing
Use as a tuning pendulum in radionics
Use as a pendulum for radiesthesia and dowsing
Testimonial from Dr. Joshua David Stone
In his book Beyond Ascension, Dr. Joshua Stone refers to the Tesla technology involved in the creation of Tesla Purple Energy Devices; "One of the most extraordinary tools I have found to raise my quotient, is the Purple Positive Energy Devices. I am not one for gadgets. I have seen them all, and I use almost none of them. The one exception I make is the use of the Tesla Purple Energy Devices, which I am sure many of you have seen. It is actually a free energy device. The Purple Energy Devices not only cleared the food of all negative energy, and negative residues such as pesticides, but also energised the food. Now I energise all my food with it and I continue to be amazed
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Post by hellyp on Mar 14, 2008 12:02:21 GMT
Heals on all levels of mind body and soul Why on earth have we put up with life threatening illnesses for so long when all we needed to do was to buy a purple thermos? *slaps forehead* Until when? Why have we put up with dying of old age for so long when all we needed to do was to buy a purple thermos? *slaps forehead* Ah those mystical negative energies. I dunno what they are or what they do, but I want them CLEARED! Hell yeah! Why have we put up with constant spirit nagging for so long when all we needed to do was to buy a purple thermos? *slaps forehead* Food is already a source of energy. As for water - wellll...I could spend ninety dollars on a purple thermos, or I could buy a can of Red Bull. Hmmm, tough call. Do they all need to buy their own individual purple thermos or if I just buy one, does that mean that all the animals and plants around me receive this beneficial energy? For what distance does it work? A foot? Ten feet? Ten miles? Can I provide energy for all plants and animals on earth by buying one? Yes?? Problem solved - you do it and I'll save my $90. Wow - I'd be a goddess, cause my intuition is already quite strong. It's telling me not to buy a purple thermos for ninety bucks because it's probably a load of aul shyte. 'Hello caller, this is the purple thermos. Just putting you through to the divine source. Please hold. Your call may be recorded for training purposes.' Because all the spirits are crowding round you laughing at your 'magical' purple thermos. Yeah? It would well put me off. Say what now? No speaky da woo woo. NO. SPEAKY. DA. WOO. WOO!! No sp....ah forget it. I'll facilitate your ass trall projection in a minute if you don't leave off the crazy talk. *pictures self - chakra balanced on forehead, aura ballanced on tip of nose, purple thermos hanging off chin and swinging to and fro* Jesus wept. Say what now? [/color][/quote] OK OK YOU CAN USE IT AS A FECKING PENDULUM!
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Post by steje73 on Mar 14, 2008 12:13:17 GMT
Easy now! Facilitates ascension. That means you can stand on it and be a bit higher up. Increases synchronicity. That means if your mate buys one, you can both stand on them at the same time. Enhances manifesting skills. People get out of your way when they realise you're a nutter with a purple flask, so you get to places quicker. It's simple when you know the lingo. I might produce a Woo/Normal phrasebook.
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Post by hellyp on Mar 14, 2008 12:16:32 GMT
Now you have explained it, it all makes perfect sense. I like your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Post by bobdezon on Mar 14, 2008 12:21:29 GMT
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Post by hellyp on Mar 14, 2008 12:27:23 GMT
Oh don't spoil it. I like the idea of spirits laughing at my purple thermos.
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Post by starx on Mar 14, 2008 12:29:37 GMT
I was going to get one.
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Post by hotchic on Mar 14, 2008 12:46:13 GMT
Maybe the tinfoil on the fingers for the first of April is not so daft?
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Post by ogre on Mar 16, 2008 2:49:33 GMT
I bought one but had to stop wearing it as the vibrations caused my ear wax to dribble over my shoulders
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Post by Amaris on Mar 16, 2008 19:44:00 GMT
I bought one but had to stop wearing it as the vibrations caused my ear wax to dribble over my shoulders Errrgghh yuk ogre ;D (was just thinking errrgghh yuk looks like a foreign language!! Or is that just me again being silly )
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Post by hotchic on Mar 16, 2008 20:05:56 GMT
With the word ogre after it , it does!
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Post by rbp240 on Mar 16, 2008 21:13:49 GMT
Now this is would be the perfect 1st case under the new unfair trading law....
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Post by oh2bhappy on Mar 19, 2008 19:32:56 GMT
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