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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 14, 2006 9:22:37 GMT
The new Lords Prayer
To be said in a thick overthe top scouse accent
Our Derek who art in Liverpool
Acorah be thy Name.
Thy Kreed Kafer come.
Thy will be done,
On earth as it is in Liverpool.
Give us this day our daily Sam.
And forgive us our sceptisism,
As we forgive those who sceptic against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Randi.
For Liverpool is the kingdom,
the Acorah,
and the Gwen,
for ever and ever.
aSam.
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Post by mamagpi on Oct 14, 2006 9:34:03 GMT
jon thats mint..you realy are in the wrong profession ;D
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Post by eminel on Oct 14, 2006 9:40:08 GMT
This is the best bit
For Liverpool is the kingdom,
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 14, 2006 9:58:18 GMT
This is the best bit For Liverpool is the kingdom, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D its true thats why |
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Post by lowrider on Oct 14, 2006 10:16:47 GMT
Ok off to by a track suit now.  |
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Post by eminel on Oct 14, 2006 10:25:28 GMT
Dont forget your trainees |
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 14, 2006 11:40:43 GMT
Yes, all followers must wear shellsuits
Its the law of Acorah. Our god
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 14, 2006 11:41:01 GMT
Why do i have an urge to make a new website lol
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Post by calamitykate on Oct 14, 2006 11:45:54 GMT
I think that that is Degsy's ultimate aim - to be revered as a God and have us all in shellsuits and thongs, chanting his name.
When you think about it, his name does sort of lend itself well to chanting...
"AAAA - COOOOOOOR - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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Post by skeptomatic on Oct 14, 2006 14:43:56 GMT
Love the prayer Jon! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by claire on Oct 14, 2006 14:59:04 GMT
pmsl at jons prayer, it kinda works tho  |
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Post by Rocktron on Oct 19, 2006 8:43:35 GMT
;D Very cool prayer!
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Post by oh2bhappy on Oct 19, 2006 10:18:01 GMT
I like the prayer! Now, about the trainers... Anyone see Ghost Town the other week? Derek was wearing winkle pickers... or is it winkle shells.... Those pointy shoes that look very uncomfortable to wear. ;D Maybe it should be sequin shirts and uncomfortable shoes type of style... |
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Post by lowrider on Oct 19, 2006 15:26:27 GMT
I like the prayer! Now, about the trainers... Anyone see Ghost Town the other week? Derek was wearing winkle pickers... or is it winkle shells.... Those pointy shoes that look very uncomfortable to wear. ;D Maybe it should be sequin shirts and uncomfortable shoes type of style... Don't forget a medallion,got to have one of those. |
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Post by eminel on Oct 19, 2006 15:30:48 GMT
Oh god yeah and the shirt unbuttoned to his waist ;D ;D
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Post by claire on Oct 19, 2006 18:18:13 GMT
psychic bling!!! ;D
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Post by mia on Oct 20, 2006 9:39:13 GMT
i think the medallion bling belongs to Jon ;D
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Post by miss fairymarymermaid on Oct 20, 2006 11:40:40 GMT
lol, just found this thread!!!! very good!!
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Post by purplechampers on Oct 20, 2006 15:39:43 GMT
I liked the guy's idea on Mock The Week last night - that Muslims are so dedicated because basically they have set times to pray 5 times a day. We're all supposed to eat fruit and veg 5 times a day so maybe we should have someone up a tower calling us to eat our 5 servings!!
Ritualistic AND practical!
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Post by pcdunn2005 on Oct 20, 2006 20:17:19 GMT
I think I'll join the cult, then start a schism, produce a new cult and get branded a heretic by the original cult. Religious freedom, y'know...
"Oh no, not the comfy chair!" ;D
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