Just been looking through her list of angels, its truly amazing, heres a few from the list:
"Alimon - A great prince who, when invoked, protects the invocant from gunshot wounds and from sharp instruments. His aids are the angels Reivtip and Tafthi."
You see! Even Drug dealers get their own angel! Not bad considering guns only date from 1290 AD, must be a "newish" sort of angel...
"Aniel - One of the numerous angelic guards of the gates of the West wind."
Well my gate bloody well blew down BECAUSE of the west wind!
"Arariel (Azareel, Uzziel) - Curer of stupidity "
Invoke him, invoke him NOW!!!
"Arbatel - A "revealing" angel"
The Police would like to speak to this angel regarding an incident in the public toilets at Filey bus station at 8.45 12/07/06
"Arias - Angel of sweet smelling herbs"
The Police would also like to question this one.
"Ataphiel - An angel who supports heaven with three fingers"
As opposed to the Anti-Ataphil who just uses the one finger, and not very nicely.
"Cedar - An angel governing the South"
Hope someone has let Ken Livingstone know...
"Cheriour - A "terrible angel" charged with punishment of crime and the pursuit of criminals".
I have already contacted Cheriour with regards to Arbatel and Arias.
"Chosniel (Cover) - An angel invoked for the conferring of a good memory and an open heart".
Thats IF you can remember how to pronounce his name.
"Colopatiron - As an angel who unlocks prison gates"
and a very good friend of Arbatel and Arias
"Derdekea - A heavenly, powerful female angel"
NOW you're talking
"Djin - He looks somewhat elderly, yet has great muscles"
Yep, I get the picture, sort of a Father Christmas Van Dam
"Donel - One of the numerous angelic guards of the South Wind"
As opposed to 'Donald' who I think you'll find was a duck.
"Eirnilus - An angel with dominion over fruit"
Obviously an angel who is out of favour. No 'guardian of the winds' for him, just a banana.
"Ezgadi - An angel's name used in conjuring rites for the successful completion of journeys."
Also known as the SatNav angel
"Geliel - One of the 28 angels governing the 28 mansions of the moon"
Sort of a 'Lunar Beverley Hills'
"Iax - An angel, if invoked who can thwart stomach trouble and the emotion envy"
So if youre jealous about someone elses trapped wind, he's your guy.
"Ismoli - A ministering angel. Ruler of the angels of the air operating on Monday"
So its shift work then?
"Jeduthun or Jeduthum (Praising or Judgement)....As the master of howling...."
Down boy!
"Karoz - Karoz are 'reporter angels.'"
'Trust me, its off the record'.. ahh is THAT why its called 'The Herold'?
"Kutiel - An angel invoked in connection with using divining rods"
These rods can also be used for blocked drains and chimneys
"Mahariel (Swift) - An angel of Paradise stationed at the first portal. He provides new souls for the purified ones"
A cobbler? In Heaven?
"Manakel - Angel of aquatic animals."
Except 'sea monkeys' cause theyre kinda weird.
"Mehiel - An angel who protects university professors"
You see! Free angel with every Phd!!!
"Melchizedek - He was the "Sage of Salem", He came in a very male body"
Righhhht... not just a male body, a 'very' male body, maybe he's hung li........ never mind
"Miniel - A great angel whose chief virtue is that he can, when invoked, induce love in an otherwise cold and reluctant maiden"
Now I MUST introduce my ex wife to this angel.....
"Narsinha - A man-lion avatar"
Angels on the Internet!
"Nehinah - An angel invoked in necromatic operations."
Erm...Grave robbing?
"Noaphiel, the invocant is advised (for best results) to recite a versicle from Deuteronomy 10."
Im afraid half a chapter from Harry Potter just wont cut the mustard with this angel.
"Oertha - An angel of the north. "He hath a torch of fire and putteth it to his sides, and they warm the great coldness of him so that he freeze not the world."
Remember children, NEVER return to a lighted angel...
"Omael, There is some question as to whether Omael is a fallen or upright angel. Data available suggests he seems to operate in both domains."
A drunk, with a Police record?
"Onzo - "A fair angel of God" invoked in the exorcism of wax."
You have to help me! My candles are possessed!! Run, run for your lives!
"Psychopompoi - Soul-escorting angels"
and advertise in phone boxes...
"Rand - The Angel of Investigations"
Rand...Rand.. where have I heard that name before...
"Sekel - A female angel who is the angel of part of an hour. She will appear when properly invoked. She dwells in Egypt"
In a timeshare she was conned into buying the first time she went
"Shateiel - Angel of silence"
Could be a difficult one to invok...shhhh
"Stimulator - An angel invoked in the exorcism of ink"
My pen!! run, run for... etc etc
"Uriron - An angel invoked as an amulet against sorcery and sudden death"
As opposed to that non-sudden sort of death I suppose?
"Vassago - Invoked to discover a woman's deepest secret"
A sort of a 'hunt the rabbit' angel
"Zafrire - Morning spirits!"
Good Morning humans!
