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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Dec 24, 2006 12:17:44 GMT
I am looking for a new psychic nemesis for 2007. My time arguing with Kendra has been fun, but I think both of us can agree that we have done as much as we can and both need to move on. Lowrider has also been a good stand in for when Kendra wasn't available, but unfortunately he will never be the main event. So I need a new psychic nemesis for 2007, please supply your applications in this thread. You will need to have a few basics: 1.You must believe you are psychic and/or believe you speak to the dead. 2.Preferably you should wear crystals, neck scarves and other psychic styled paraphenalia, although this is not a must, it will help with your application. 3.Must be able to accept a barrage of abuse, and be able to dish it out too. 4.You cannot be easily intimidated by a sexy, gorgeous 6 foot Greek Adonis, and if you have you own sexual ego that can help. 5.You must have some sort of experience teaching mediumship, as well as practicing it. 6.Must be prepared to have many noobs latch on to you, as you will become their leader in their fight against myself and the evil sceptics. 7.You will need a large assortment of toys for your pram, ready to throw out when needed. 8.Ideally you cannot have a "normal" or common name, something vaguely mystical sounding is always going to help your application. 9.A good spirit guide is also welcome, Native American, Egyptian or Greek will give you extra bonus points, although not completely nesesary. 10.Finally you must be able to take a joke, a wind up etc, It is my nature and i wont stop. Please include all relevant experience, as well as your name (or internet nickname)
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Post by lowrider on Dec 24, 2006 14:29:20 GMT
Sob,i have been sacked. My woe is over filling with emotion. At Christmas as well. You heartless swine I feel dirty now.
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Post by Me on Dec 24, 2006 15:34:17 GMT
Oh your so cruel Jon huh?i didnt wear any of that stuff? The harder the better he loves it Good god Yup that is true Obviously Just be yourself! No spirit guide is required..just stand by what you believe in but you do need the knowledge to back it up,even under considerable torrent of abuse and rubbish spewed at you..do not yeild..never yield and understamnd that sometimes Jon will go way too far,and then cover his backside telling you it was meant light hearted
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Post by Me on Dec 24, 2006 15:36:33 GMT
Sob,i have been sacked. My woe is over filling with emotion. At Christmas as well. You heartless swine I feel dirty now. Dont worry LR..you can share my retirement cookies and sit with me in the snug redundant mediumship corner whilst eating all of Jon's hidden supply's of Baileys matchstick makers
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Dec 24, 2006 15:39:46 GMT
Sob,i have been sacked. My woe is over filling with emotion. At Christmas as well. You heartless swine I feel dirty now. You were simply never woo enough LR. Your name "Paul" hardly mystical sounding at all. The total lack of campness hindered you from the beginning. And the whole bike riding thing, well you were doomed before you started. I am sorry to have to do this in the time of our Lord Jesus Christ, but business is business, and nemesis is nemesis
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Dec 24, 2006 15:41:01 GMT
I wondered who had "Apported" them away.
I hope you will enjoy your retirement Kendra, I am sure we can arrange the odd exhibition match every now and then
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Dec 24, 2006 15:45:17 GMT
Thought it might be worth looking at how well Kendra would've done if applying now. 1.You must believe you are psychic and/or believe you speak to the dead.Well I think she would've passed that. 2.Preferably you should wear crystals, neck scarves and other psychic styled paraphenalia, although this is not a must, it will help with your application.Kendra definately had the psychic look down. Well i think we can all see she did that 4.You cannot be easily intimidated by a sexy, gorgeous 6 foot Greek Adonis, and if you have you own sexual ego that can help.This was always a problem for Kendra, she was always very intimidated by me, but over the years she did get better, and less star struck 5.You must have some sort of experience teaching mediumship, as well as practicing it.Yep she had that covered 6.Must be prepared to have many noobs latch on to you, as you will become their leader in their fight against myself and the evil sceptics.Kendra was Queen of the believer noobs. 7.You will need a large assortment of toys for your pram, ready to throw out when needed.Kendra was lucky, as a mother she had an endless stream of toys she could use to throw 8.Ideally you cannot have a "normal" or common name, something vaguely mystical sounding is always going to help your application.Well you cant get any better than Kendra! Straight out of an episode of Buffy that is! 9.A good spirit guide is also welcome, Native American, Egyptian or Greek will give you extra bonus points, although not completely nesesary.This is where Kendra was severly let down. No real spirit guide of any interest made an appearance. 10.Finally you must be able to take a joke, a wind up etc, It is my nature and i wont stop.Very hit and miss here, would range from getting the joke, to wailing and crying.
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Post by Koolg on Dec 24, 2006 17:08:42 GMT
Maybe Tracy will apply
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Post by star on Dec 24, 2006 17:26:29 GMT
You could always put it to her Koolg.
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Post by shazzz on Dec 24, 2006 17:36:41 GMT
and im just far too nice lol.........
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Post by Meercat on Dec 24, 2006 17:40:36 GMT
Do my paranormal powers of arse manifestation make me a candidate Jon?
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Dec 24, 2006 18:31:55 GMT
They are impressive, but the fear of having to see your arse again makes you ineligable
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Post by Meercat on Dec 24, 2006 18:49:17 GMT
They are impressive, but the fear of having to see your arse again makes you ineligable
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Post by lowrider on Dec 24, 2006 18:50:58 GMT
They are impressive, but the fear of having to see your arse again makes you ineligable Wise.
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Post by lowrider on Dec 24, 2006 19:07:51 GMT
[ You were simply never woo enough LR. True True again,but my nickname is Genie. I can make beer disappear. Any good?? So the encrusted sling back para boots were not good enough? Ok i don't know what they were encrusted with but i thought the studded thong would have swayed it. I know Sorry did i frighted you. Compared to a six food ego we can seem a bit butch. Never mind i will go and play whist with Kendra. See if i can predict what is in her hand like any good psychic/medium......cos i don't know the difference.
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Post by Me on Dec 24, 2006 19:21:10 GMT
I wondered who had "Apported" them away. I hope you will enjoy your retirement Kendra, I am sure we can arrange the odd exhibition match every now and then Nah its ok snookums...You and I really will never agree,we all know this,the world knows this... I was brought forth to enrich your life,and I have done so.... My work is done,now I can slumber within the fields of BP with my shield and staff laying precariously on the ground rather in constant erection from flying projectiles coming from your direction
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Post by shazzz on Dec 24, 2006 19:25:56 GMT
ha ha you said erection
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Post by Me on Dec 24, 2006 19:26:56 GMT
what? How? 4.You cannot be easily intimidated by a sexy, gorgeous 6 foot Greek Adonis, and if you have you own sexual ego that can help. It was? I was? Oh yes indeed that star is less struck now Indeed I am very handy with a long hard object in my hand I dont do spirit guides very well..tis true a huh
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Post by Me on Dec 24, 2006 19:30:03 GMT
lol , so I did.. Oh shazz,Ive only been married a few months,what else could I possibly have on my mind
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Post by Me on Dec 24, 2006 19:31:54 GMT
You know what LR..... I absolutely adore you humor ;D..I think your bloody ace
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