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Post by Mr Jinx on May 6, 2012 20:49:36 GMT
I recently heard a woman talking about the Jedi religion. She started arguing against it and her main point was " It can't be a religion, it's just made up".
Yes, because as we all know, all real religions are based on concrete historical fact.
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Post by Mr Jinx on Jun 9, 2012 20:21:48 GMT
The day after Christmas, I had a guy knock on my door, trying to preach to me about Jesus, saying how I should repent for my sins.
My 10-year-old son was still excited and ran to the door shouting "Santa Claus came to my house!
"The man looked at me and said "Isn't he a bit old to believe that there's an invisible man in the sky, watching everything you do, judging whether you're good or bad?"
I looked at him and asked "Sorry, which church were you from again?"
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Jun 10, 2012 10:52:03 GMT
Like it. ;D. Rather like the kettle calling the pot black.
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Post by Mr Jinx on Jul 1, 2012 18:43:42 GMT
I rang the local Vicar up this morning crying "Vicar, oh you won't believe it! The face of our Lord Jesus Christ has appeared on my slice of toast. Quickly, quickly come and see"
2 minutes later there was a frantic knock at the door. The vicar arrived with a look of pure joy upon his face.
"Here, Vicar. What do you see?" I asked.
"But... There is nothing there?" he puzzled.
"Exactly" I grinned.
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Post by Amaris on Jul 11, 2012 22:41:22 GMT
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Post by redbaron on Sept 20, 2012 18:24:18 GMT
 Left: "Believer hurt by a non-believer" Right: "Non-believer hurt by a believer" |
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Post by redbaron on Sept 21, 2012 14:23:50 GMT
 Translation: "The Secretary for Blasphemy warns: This newspaper contains texts critical of Islam" |
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Post by Mr Jinx on Sept 22, 2012 21:56:43 GMT
An amateur group of Islamic film makers have posted a video on YouTube which mocks Christianity and Jesus Christ. It is believed to be so offensive that St Peters church in Shrewsbury have postponed their tea and cake morning until next Wednesday, and Dorothy Green from Margate has written in to Points of view.
When will the madness end?
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Post by Mr Jinx on Sept 23, 2012 18:55:27 GMT
Google News headline : "Do religious people think too much?"
No, because if they did, they would be atheists.
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Post by Mr Jinx on Sept 29, 2012 13:21:51 GMT
The Bible is a lot like those Terms of Use Agreements. Everyone says they agree with it, but very few people actually read it.
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Sept 29, 2012 13:44:39 GMT
Comparing Islam vs Christianity.
Islam is roughly 1400 years old, if you go back and look at Christianity when it was 1400 years old, and they were doing much the same things and even worse!
So if you go forward 600 years, perhaps then Islam will be a bit more civilised!
(Opinion nicked off the Daily Show)
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Post by redbaron on Oct 3, 2012 18:02:10 GMT
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 3, 2012 22:22:35 GMT
Lol
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Oct 4, 2012 18:39:27 GMT
Must be me, just don't get this one at all.
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 4, 2012 19:05:13 GMT
What is there not to get? Jesus is in his pants, break dancing in the vatican while the priest watch and applaud!
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Oct 5, 2012 7:06:39 GMT
All I can see is the priests and two legs with a little bit of undies.
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Post by mrjohnno on Oct 5, 2012 7:25:29 GMT
You need to scroll right barb
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 5, 2012 9:54:50 GMT
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Oct 5, 2012 12:19:40 GMT
Ha Ha, now I get it, thanks Jon.
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Post by redbaron on Oct 12, 2012 13:06:07 GMT
Mullah Lite passes law allowing muslim women to drive. Feminists the world over hail this as a great victory in the struggle for womens rights in the middle east.  |
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