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I couldn't find a photo of David so here's a typical piece of artwork from his site. I dare say it's an allegory of some kind.
I should begin by thanking our very own tomroberts, who in his UK-Skeptics persona of Bindeweede brought this remarkable man to my attention. Ladies and gentlemen, I present Mr David Charles, who modestly describes himself as:
David Charles - The Celebrity's Psychic
I have acuracy of over 98%
Regular BBC Guest And Adviser
Amazingly Accurate
People Are Staggered by My Insight and Precision
Live Telephone Readings Now!
Accurate Answers From the Heart
Not an Agency with a Circle of Readers
Talk to Me Directly and Not ‘the Next Available Reader’
Individual, Genuine, Warm, Psychic Readings
Specializing in Love and Relationships
Fixed Fee-No Hidden Charges
www.davidcharlespsychic.com - I offer you psychic readings with telephone predictions facilities. Psychic readings done by the best clairvoyant in the UK.
"The best clairvoyant in the UK"? Then why, I hear you cry, have I never heard of him?
A Google search for Devon-based psychic David Charles doesn't exactly inspire confidence in his celebrity status. I found a grand total of four references to him, two of which led to his own site www.davidcharlespsychic.com and a third to www.jessicasweb.net/dcp1/, which is a project page by a web designer, www.jessicasweb.net/. The fourth is merely a message from David to www.homostrology.com ("Astrology for the Gay Universe") asking to link to their site. No, I tell a lie - there are two messages as he didn't get a reply to the first one.
But wait - doesn't "the celebrity's psychic" have a client list as long as your arm teeming with household names? I'm afraid not, but there's a perfectly good reason for this:
My reputation for accuracy and complete discretion has gained me the trust of many famous people from the world of show business, sport, aristocracy and royalty...
You may have noticed that many Psychics advertise the name of famous people they have read for. I personally do not agree with this and yes, I do indeed read myself for many famous people regularly who are very much household names, however, I would never reveal who they are to achieve publicity. Everyone who rings me for a reading is special, famous or not and will receive a very personal and confidential reading. I truly believe that my Psychic ability is a gift, a vocation.
I read for many top celebrities and household names that appear on your TV every day. I always ask them why I have chosen me above all the other psychics. The answer is always the same. It is because of my accuracy and amazing psychic skills and the knowledge that all calls to me are strictly confidential. Not only do I read for many celebrities but for people from all walks of life from all over the world. I have been told so many times by my clientele that I am indeed the best there is available. You deserve the best, so why not ring the best.
Complete discretion indeed! Still, it sounds reasonable enough. After all, if you were a Big Name would you want a psychic capable of "over 98% acuracy (sic)" revealing your secrets to a celebrity-obsessed world? You'll just have to take David's word for it and revel in the delightful feeling that you're merely a phone call away from a man who deals with the stars on a regular basis.
So there you are, phone in hand, poised to make contact with "the UK's best clairvoyant". How much are you prepared to pay for David's "over 98% acuracy"? Prices start at £40 for a twenty-minute session, but if you think about it the full hour session is even better value for a mere £95.
What can you expect from a telephone reading with me?
Drawing on my World renowned Psychic Skills and Talents, I offer you a sincere, honest, consultation. I can help with any area of your life or any problems, concerns, or worries you may be experiencing. Maybe you require a more general reading to guide you through the rythm and ryhmes of your lifes unique tapestry.
(I love the erratic spelling and delicious mixed metaphors of the last sentence.)
You'll also need the phone to benefit from one of David's other talents:
Along with my gift of Tarot Reading, Crystal Reading, Spiritual Counselling and Dowsing techniques, I am also very proud of my very treasured Absent Healing Skills.
I frequently receive telephone calls from clients to tell me how much better they are feeling, occasionally even within an hour or less of a telephone consultation.
Customers who prefer to use e-mail are also catered for. You can ask one question for £12, but here's what you get for the "Platinum Option":
A detailed personal year by year in depth reading dealing with influences in and surrounding every aspect of your life. Forecasts and trends regarding love and relationships marriage, births. Finances. Work - promotions, new opportunities.
With this Platinum Reading I will attempt to cover every aspect regarding your future for the coming five years.
It sounds tremendously impressive, doesn't it? And so it should for £75. Mind you, David has a string of letters after his name: Fhrs, Dhp, Mhcp, and Mhnc (the last two might be Mncp and Mnnc, it's hard to be sure), so he must be the Real Thing.
Mustn't he?
I couldn't find a photo of David so here's a typical piece of artwork from his site. I dare say it's an allegory of some kind.
I should begin by thanking our very own tomroberts, who in his UK-Skeptics persona of Bindeweede brought this remarkable man to my attention. Ladies and gentlemen, I present Mr David Charles, who modestly describes himself as:
David Charles - The Celebrity's Psychic
I have acuracy of over 98%
Regular BBC Guest And Adviser
Amazingly Accurate
People Are Staggered by My Insight and Precision
Live Telephone Readings Now!
Accurate Answers From the Heart
Not an Agency with a Circle of Readers
Talk to Me Directly and Not ‘the Next Available Reader’
Individual, Genuine, Warm, Psychic Readings
Specializing in Love and Relationships
Fixed Fee-No Hidden Charges
www.davidcharlespsychic.com - I offer you psychic readings with telephone predictions facilities. Psychic readings done by the best clairvoyant in the UK.
"The best clairvoyant in the UK"? Then why, I hear you cry, have I never heard of him?
A Google search for Devon-based psychic David Charles doesn't exactly inspire confidence in his celebrity status. I found a grand total of four references to him, two of which led to his own site www.davidcharlespsychic.com and a third to www.jessicasweb.net/dcp1/, which is a project page by a web designer, www.jessicasweb.net/. The fourth is merely a message from David to www.homostrology.com ("Astrology for the Gay Universe") asking to link to their site. No, I tell a lie - there are two messages as he didn't get a reply to the first one.
But wait - doesn't "the celebrity's psychic" have a client list as long as your arm teeming with household names? I'm afraid not, but there's a perfectly good reason for this:
My reputation for accuracy and complete discretion has gained me the trust of many famous people from the world of show business, sport, aristocracy and royalty...
You may have noticed that many Psychics advertise the name of famous people they have read for. I personally do not agree with this and yes, I do indeed read myself for many famous people regularly who are very much household names, however, I would never reveal who they are to achieve publicity. Everyone who rings me for a reading is special, famous or not and will receive a very personal and confidential reading. I truly believe that my Psychic ability is a gift, a vocation.
I read for many top celebrities and household names that appear on your TV every day. I always ask them why I have chosen me above all the other psychics. The answer is always the same. It is because of my accuracy and amazing psychic skills and the knowledge that all calls to me are strictly confidential. Not only do I read for many celebrities but for people from all walks of life from all over the world. I have been told so many times by my clientele that I am indeed the best there is available. You deserve the best, so why not ring the best.
Complete discretion indeed! Still, it sounds reasonable enough. After all, if you were a Big Name would you want a psychic capable of "over 98% acuracy (sic)" revealing your secrets to a celebrity-obsessed world? You'll just have to take David's word for it and revel in the delightful feeling that you're merely a phone call away from a man who deals with the stars on a regular basis.
So there you are, phone in hand, poised to make contact with "the UK's best clairvoyant". How much are you prepared to pay for David's "over 98% acuracy"? Prices start at £40 for a twenty-minute session, but if you think about it the full hour session is even better value for a mere £95.
What can you expect from a telephone reading with me?
Drawing on my World renowned Psychic Skills and Talents, I offer you a sincere, honest, consultation. I can help with any area of your life or any problems, concerns, or worries you may be experiencing. Maybe you require a more general reading to guide you through the rythm and ryhmes of your lifes unique tapestry.
(I love the erratic spelling and delicious mixed metaphors of the last sentence.)
You'll also need the phone to benefit from one of David's other talents:
Along with my gift of Tarot Reading, Crystal Reading, Spiritual Counselling and Dowsing techniques, I am also very proud of my very treasured Absent Healing Skills.
I frequently receive telephone calls from clients to tell me how much better they are feeling, occasionally even within an hour or less of a telephone consultation.
Customers who prefer to use e-mail are also catered for. You can ask one question for £12, but here's what you get for the "Platinum Option":
A detailed personal year by year in depth reading dealing with influences in and surrounding every aspect of your life. Forecasts and trends regarding love and relationships marriage, births. Finances. Work - promotions, new opportunities.
With this Platinum Reading I will attempt to cover every aspect regarding your future for the coming five years.
It sounds tremendously impressive, doesn't it? And so it should for £75. Mind you, David has a string of letters after his name: Fhrs, Dhp, Mhcp, and Mhnc (the last two might be Mncp and Mnnc, it's hard to be sure), so he must be the Real Thing.
Mustn't he?