Universal Life Church Monastrey

[Kim]

I have been ordained, or is that sectioned

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WELCOME to the UNIVERSAL LIFE CHURCH MONASTERY

Reverend
Kim Aka GuidedSpiritHunter


NOTE: PLEASE RETAIN THIS DOCUMENT. If you have entered a false name, recognize that your credentials will be invalid. All states require you to use your legal name when signing any legal document


Congratulations! You are now a legally ordained minister for life, though you may relinquish your credentials at any time. YOU HAVE BECOME A MEMBER OF THE PRESTIGIOUS CLERGY. You have earned a title worthy of admiration and respect.


Let it be known on this date that in accordance with the laws of the Universal Life Church Monastery, as ordaining officer, I, Brother Martin, do ordain you into our ministry. From this day forward, you are entitled to all of the rights of an ordained minister. You have the authority to perform marriages, baptisms, and all other ceremonies of the church. You are an independent minister of this church. This is a position that carries with it a burden of responsibility; please respect others and comply with the laws of the land.


Your ordination record will be filed at our headquarters, 1425 Broadway #67, Seattle, WA 98122. These records can be accessed by contacting the church at the above address, by fax: [phone], or at [e-mail].


Although this letter certifies that you have been ordained through the church and in the eyes of God, most states require additional documentation in order for you to exercise your religious authority. It may be necessary for you to possess an official printed certificate, signed and affixed with the church's seal, before performing any religious ceremonies. SHOULD YOU WISH TO PURCHASE OFFICIAL COPIES OF YOUR CREDENTIALS, PLEASE LOG-ON TO WWW.THEMONASTERY.ORG.


We offer beautiful ministry certificates and clergy packages, as well as wedding and baptism certificates. Please visit the Ministry Products page to see what we have available and view our beautiful Victorian wedding certificates. Anyone you marry will love the selection of designs we offer. We also offer religious doctorate degrees and much more. If there is anything else we can assist you with, please e-mail us at [e-mail].

Sincerely,

Brother Martin

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www.themonastery.org
ULC Monastery Seattle Fulfillment Center
1425 Broadway #67
Seattle, WA 98122
FAX: [phone]







www.themonastery.org/?destination=main

[hkev]

Does that make you a monk ?
When do you get the hair cut

[Kim]

omg no - as I am now the Reverend my task is to set the rules for others to follow

What a load of hogwash!

Another lot at it too - www.ordination-thespiritgathering.net/

[hkev]

Maybe we should tell Gillian McKeith ! ;D

[thursfield]

think i might join that prestigious organisation, always quite fancied wandewring around in a nice frock witha collar on top..mmmmmmmmm..the thoughts..lol (JOKING) honestly..lol

[Kim]

yeah yeah Thursfield

[bobdezon]

I have the one true church, Kim is an imposter who spreads lies and deceit. My colletion plate has chicken on it.

[Kim]

Do not judge or you too will be judged

Now get down from my pulpit Bob

[thursfield]

do un to others..before others do un to you.