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Post by Meercat on Jan 9, 2007 16:28:08 GMT
Yeah, but I think it worked!!! |
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Post by bone on Jan 9, 2007 16:57:22 GMT
Isnt the license issued by the government? so you would have to assume that any laws passed by the issuing authority connected to ownership of that license would have to be abided by..however wrong that may be to us..for example telling you you can't smoke in your own home is wrong, but not in the case of a public house that is licensed to sell booze. Personally I think this just about borders on acceptable...any further legislation would be an invasion of rights. Anyway..Im hijacking my own thread..back to the fundies please  |
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Post by PILLSBURY on Jan 9, 2007 17:00:23 GMT
I vote that all religion should be banned except one that allows me to be very rich and powerful, Maybe I should move to Waco.
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Post by bone on Jan 9, 2007 17:02:54 GMT
Well you wont be the first or the last, Ron L Hubbard made a pretty packet making up Scientology.
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Post by Meercat on Jan 9, 2007 19:55:49 GMT
Welcome to the Church of Meercat. I ask for nothing, other than 60% of your income and all must attend the church naked. (buffet will be provided)
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Post by PILLSBURY on Jan 9, 2007 20:05:55 GMT
Welcome to the Church of Meercat. I ask for nothing, other than 60% of your income and all must attend the church naked. (buffet will be provided) Cocktail sausages will not be served |
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Post by Meercat on Jan 9, 2007 20:09:18 GMT
Welcome to the Church of Meercat. I ask for nothing, other than 60% of your income and all must attend the church naked. (buffet will be provided) Cocktail sausages will not be served Pineapple rings will be, but Im not saying how they are served... |
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Post by PILLSBURY on Jan 9, 2007 20:30:51 GMT
All hail the Pillsbury sect where we worship the great doughnut, this is the one true church and I will only take 50% of your income and nudity is only required in young women.
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Post by hotchic on Jan 9, 2007 20:36:50 GMT
If you can have that then I will have the according to Hotchic, where all the men can attend - semi naked, as I prefer underwear to be worn. You boys are not as pretty to look at as us girls. Also, human rights will be governed by me. If I think they should be allowed then so be it! And that is only if you can convince me!!!  |
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Post by Meercat on Jan 9, 2007 20:38:50 GMT
All hail the Pillsbury sect where we worship the great doughnut, this is the one true church and I will only take 50% of your income and nudity is only required in young women. Bugger. Ive been out Culted........ (Im concerned about how your church puts the holes in the doughnuts though....) |
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Post by Meercat on Jan 9, 2007 20:40:55 GMT
After being out culted, I have washed my boxers and moved to Hotchicks church.
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Post by PILLSBURY on Jan 9, 2007 20:45:10 GMT
If you can have that then I will have the according to Hotchic, where all the men can attend - semi naked, as I prefer underwear to be worn. You boys are not as pretty to look at as us girls. Also, human rights will be governed by me. If I think they should be allowed then so be it! And that is only if you can convince me!!! Ah got you hotchic I guarantee all human rights, including gay rights as long as they dont eat all the doughnuts anything goes . |
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Post by hkev on Jan 9, 2007 20:50:30 GMT
If you can have that then I will have the according to Hotchic, where all the men can attend - semi naked, as I prefer underwear to be worn. You boys are not as pretty to look at as us girls. Also, human rights will be governed by me. If I think they should be allowed then so be it! And that is only if you can convince me!!! Ah got you hotchic I guarantee all human rights, including gay rights as long as they dont eat all the doughnuts anything goes . Bugger gay rights (pun, what pun ?) If have a choice of two establishments to attend called either: Hotchicks OR Pillsburys. Then I'm sorry P, but I'm off to H's ! (But I'm still open to a better offer from MMC, jeez, these messiahs give up so quickly these days  ) |
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Post by Meercat on Jan 9, 2007 20:58:46 GMT
Ah got you hotchic I guarantee all human rights, including gay rights as long as they dont eat all the doughnuts anything goes . Bugger gay rights (pun, what pun ?) If have a choice of two establishments to attend called either: Hotchicks OR Pillsburys. Then I'm sorry P, but I'm off to H's ! (But I'm still open to a better offer from MMC, jeez, these messiahs give up so quickly these days ) Ok, from severe public pressure (kev) Im re opening the Church. 25% of your income, but the nudity still stands... (  ) |
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Post by hotchic on Jan 9, 2007 20:58:47 GMT
Trust me...my human rights are very, very good. As I said...all rights will be considered, if you convince me, and I may just make a few new ones up of my own! |
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Post by PILLSBURY on Jan 9, 2007 21:00:30 GMT
Damn you unbelievers, the mighty doughnut will crush you if you do not convert. This is your last chance of salvation so come over to me and there is all the booze you can drink.
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Post by hkev on Jan 9, 2007 21:04:07 GMT
Trust me...my human rights are very, very good. As I said...all rights will be considered, if you convince me, and I may just make a few new ones up of my own! Sorry, never managed to convince a lady of anything yet ! I'm tending towards MMC, (any chance of getting Father Jack Hackett to do a sermon ?) at least until Claire comes along and sets up a Church of Good Karma. |
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Post by hotchic on Jan 9, 2007 21:16:42 GMT
Ok, bottom line, my rules will include unlimited access to BP and Ebay, a bottle of Shiraz at 5.00pm, indian takeaways with no weight gain and children who don't argue. Oh, and bad sex is forbidden!
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Post by hkev on Jan 9, 2007 21:24:23 GMT
Oh, and bad sex is forbidden! But that's all I can do  |
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Post by hotchic on Jan 9, 2007 21:29:03 GMT
You had better bugger off then...or practise, practise, practise. And do not darken my door until such a time that you can fulfill the rules!!!
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