Okay, I had a dream about Gwen last night - NO NOT THAT SORT OF DREAM!
I was sitting (cant remember where it was at first), and Gwen Acorah came up to me and asked me if I would model her new range of shoes ("even though you don't like me" she added.)
I agreed and a woman came and measured my feet with one of those feet measuring gizmos we used to see in Clarks shoe shops in the 60's.
I was then aware that we were sitting in what appears to be a tv studio audience.
I was measured up and given only 1 pair of shoes to wear, which I did, walking up and down a few times, with various housewives asking were they comfortable etc - we appeared to be in a shopping mall at this point and the scene felt like it was one of those roving reality adverts (daz doorstep challenge etc).
After that, Gwen and I went off (I wasn't asked for the shoes back), and we boarded a train.
We chatted about Derek and Gwen said she was upset with certain things written about him on the internet.
The train arrived and we stepped off into Sunderland of all places (I'm from Newcastle so there is a natural unwillingness to go to Sunderland).
I complained about where we were, and gwen walked off, leaving me in he middle of Sunderland all alone.
I don't recall seeing a picture of Gwen Acorah before, but in my dream she looked a bit like former President Bush's wife.
wtf was that about?
Should I be sectioned for my own good?
wherever they might need touching!.....
