More John Edwards Douche.

[Meercat]

Got bored and thought I would transcribe another bit of Edwards. The comments in italics are mine.
He was talking to a woman who had already said she had lost her son.

JE: I'm going to say to you jerry, George, Georgie, where does that come in, thats your moms brother in law? your moms brother?
Pick a name, any name.

I have a brother in law jerry.
Fantastic!

JE:Thats your side?

Thats my husbands side.

JE:So its your husbands sisters husband?
Eh?

No its my husbands brother.
That'll be a brother in law then....

JE:thats not it, this is on your moms side of the family, its on your moms side of the family, like George, Georgie Gerry Gerard its like a gr sound but its on your moms side of the family.
Pick a name, add another or two...

Juli...a.....male?

JE:like Georgie, or jerry or jerardy, jury...thats the sound it has, but its the side of the family, did someone commit suicide?
Jerardy?? Jury?? better change the subject, lets choose suicide..

Yes.

JE:All righty then thats the side of the family, its kinda letting like letting me know where this goes, (Im glad you know where its going John) but I want you to know that your son is ok and hes seeing this as a way of coming through today courtesy of the family. Hes showing me pink roses, (Oh pleeeease, not the bloody roses) to me thats the way of them expressing their love.
You mean rather than saying "tell mum I love her"?

Hes told me today is a big day for you, I don't know if theres another event today happening in your family? Or today is somebodies birthday, but hes planting me to around now, so its usually this today, yesterday, tomorrow, something around right now is big.
Ok, you said he told you TODAY, but it might be yesterday or tomorrow...

Well its just so special that were here and being in new york for the first time

JE:I would say being in new york for the first time... I'm flattered you say your here but I don't think thats what he means. Theres more than that I think that today has another meaning and you might not remember why until you get out of here (even though he said it was BIG) and it might be another validation (another validation!!) like its his grandmothers birthday or that theres another event thats happening right around now thats escaping your mind, part of your family, are you divorced from his dad?
Yep, buggered that one up as well, lets change the subject..divorce...


Yeah.
Well that was a 50/50 shot


JE:Thats just a backup way of validating what I just said, (you bloody what?)hes also talking about the alcohol connection, you understand that?
Ok, so that could be an alcoholic, an owner of a bar, a bad experience with beer, a hangover etc etc..

Oh yes...

JE:we wont go into it (cause he has no idea about it) I want you to understand that I'm interpreting this correctly. He tells me that Brandy, or Bandit the dog is with him, so that dog is with him. Did I get the name right or wrong?
Right. Her dead son has a dog with him, now we have to guess its name.

Thats the wrong name but...
Two names, both wrong

JE:Its not Bandit or Brandy?
Of course it is John, she's just lying to wind you up.

No.

JE:Damn, I would have put money on that. Really??
For Gods sake, REALLY! Its not called bloody Brandy or Bandit!

How about "Gumby"
Ah.. 'Gumby'. You were so close John..

JE:Whats this lets make a dog deal?
Sorry?


JE:I know he's got a dog with him, but he's showing me Smokey and the Bandit, Its got that sound to it like Brandy, Bandit, ber.... I'm not going to do it...
So he definitely has a dog with him....

Bunny?

JE:Is that a dog?
Youre the psychic, go on, you tell us

Yes.

JE:Has it passed?
Why dont you know this?

No.

JE:Thats not it then
Bugger...

JE:I'm leaving it as Brandy or Bandit
Because if I say your dog was called that, it was.

(The sister thinks a bit, in fact you can see the cogs going round, before she says...)

We once had a thing where we watched Smokey and the bandit because we couldn't remember the dogs name so we watched it.

JE:This just happened?

Well....

JE:You and he did that?

Yeah me and him

JE:Forget the dog thing, thats what he wants me to say. He kept like hitting.....
Forget the dog?? Twice youve said he has a dog with him, weve been arguing about its name and now you tell us to forget it?


He said like whats the name of that stupid dog.....

JE:Ok, that being said, he's got the dog with him as well but its not naming..... its his way of referencing it to you.
Oh hang on a bloody minute, the dogs back! and we STILL dont know what its called! "Its his way of referencing it to you". What, the dog? The film?

Just another one of Edwards fishing expeditions.

[pav]

You should get out more me thinks!!!!!!!!!

[Meercat]

pav said:

You should get out more me thinks!!!!!!!!!

You mean there's an outside?

[Deleted]

Ah, more pearls from Mr Edwards...
Thanks for that monster, my headache had just gone... I was starting to miss it...

[mayhem]

I can't stand that guy..........he's going to be on Oprah on Thursday, this should be interesting!

[gary]

he gives people like 10 different names then he tells them to trust him he knows hes right

[mook]

I think the word you are looking for is "Cold Reading"

[thursfield]

in all honesty, we moan about the ones weve got in the uk...he must be the worst at it there is, hes so bloody annoying you just automaticaly want to throw the dog at the tele and shout kill..kill...BLOODDY KILL..and why does he talk so fast, im sure that even the yanks cant understand what hes saying half the time. and we think were hard done to with the lot weve got over here, thank heavans for the vast expanse of water between us is all i can say.

[Amaris]

monstermeercat said:

pav said:

You should get out more me thinks!!!!!!!!!

You mean there's an outside?

No! it's ok MMC ...there is no outside, they're just messing with your head