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Post by mrjohnno on Oct 12, 2012 14:14:33 GMT
Mullah Lite passes law allowing muslim women to drive. Feminists the world over hail this as a great victory in the struggle for womens rights in the middle east.  From my own YT channel some 2 years ago |
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Post by Mr Jinx on Oct 20, 2012 20:44:11 GMT
A God's for life,
Not just so you can get married in church.
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Oct 23, 2012 11:35:44 GMT
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Nov 1, 2012 20:17:56 GMT
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Post by Mr Jinx on Nov 2, 2012 7:47:15 GMT
I'm not sure I trust the pope. Not because I'm anti-religion... But because he took a vow of poverty and he lives in a fucking palace.
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Post by Mr Jinx on Nov 2, 2012 22:03:40 GMT
Our local Vicar called round to see me the other day. "I'm hoping to see you at church this Sunday." He said.
"Nah" I replied "Church isn't for me Vic. In fact I believe that your one true god is just a man made idea that was created to allay our fear of death and religion is used to control the population. Also the power that been given to the leaders of the church has be abused, leading to many abandoning the thought that there is any good left in mankind itself.......Saying that....I think the Missus will be going".
"Of course she'll be there" He replied "It's her funeral".
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Post by mrjohnno on Nov 3, 2012 5:54:52 GMT
Nice one
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Post by Mr Jinx on Nov 16, 2012 20:17:14 GMT
"Hear Kitty Kitty. Hear Kitty Kitty Kitty".
But I'm not a miracle healer, and my cat has remained deaf.
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Nov 17, 2012 10:10:35 GMT
LOL ;D
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Nov 17, 2012 10:48:53 GMT
Come on now own up, which one of you has nicked baby Jesus from the nativity in Birmingham's market?, and to cap it all, has had, the audacity to replace him with a garden gnome. ;D. Its just not on.  |
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Nov 17, 2012 21:53:24 GMT
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Post by Mr Jinx on Nov 18, 2012 20:06:57 GMT
-A man who smelled like a distillery walks into a bar and flops on a barstool next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the dishevelled guy turned to the priest and asked "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man". "Well, I'll be damned" the drunk muttered returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologised. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".
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Post by Mr Jinx on Nov 21, 2012 21:17:03 GMT
Religion: Turning prophets into profits since 4000 B.C.
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Post by redbaron on Nov 28, 2012 10:59:07 GMT
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Nov 28, 2012 11:26:01 GMT
LOL, ;D
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Post by Mr Jinx on Dec 7, 2012 21:49:56 GMT
Ever noticed that the church doesn't give a toss about gay funerals?
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Dec 8, 2012 9:50:36 GMT
Nice one Mr Jinx.
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Dec 11, 2012 12:41:19 GMT
Its all about perspective ![]() i1147.Report this post to Admin please.com/albums/o559/JonDonnis2/r600x600_zps277d5888.jpg[/img] |
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Post by Mr Jinx on Dec 14, 2012 21:49:37 GMT
At this time of year we should remember what Christmas was originally about.
Pagan fertility rites.
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Dec 15, 2012 10:17:29 GMT
Would that have included dancing naked around trees in the winter.  |
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