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Post by Amaris on Aug 2, 2010 20:12:13 GMT
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Post by mrjohnno on Aug 2, 2010 20:16:59 GMT
lol
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Post by traceyg on Aug 2, 2010 22:57:38 GMT
Nice one!
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Post by Amaris on Aug 2, 2010 23:17:08 GMT
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Post by mrjohnno on Aug 2, 2010 23:55:07 GMT
Another lol
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Post by Amaris on Aug 3, 2010 1:49:37 GMT
Atheist toast 
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Aug 3, 2010 8:17:18 GMT
What a way to start the day. With a good belly laugh. You can not beat it. ;D
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Post by Amaris on Aug 12, 2010 0:16:19 GMT
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Post by Amaris on Aug 12, 2010 0:33:38 GMT
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Post by mirrors on Aug 12, 2010 13:11:54 GMT
Okay, I'm sad - I just tried that; work colleagues now looking at me strangely. lol! Sadly don't get the toast one though; sorry.  |
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Post by Amaris on Aug 12, 2010 13:54:32 GMT
Sadly don't get the toast one though; sorry. |
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Post by mrjohnno on Aug 12, 2010 14:17:01 GMT
Believers find Mary or Jesus in the craziest places like in a piece of toast. This man found him in his frying pan ;D Pattern seeking primates |
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Post by Amaris on Aug 25, 2010 14:24:49 GMT
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Post by chris8wall on Aug 26, 2010 13:17:17 GMT
A bad ventriloquist was advised by his agent to set up as a fake medium. The "spirit " could then "talk" to the customer and he could charge £25. His first customer was completely fooled into thinking she was talking to her late husband Charlie.
At the end of the session, she asked if she could come back the following Friday to speak to Charlie again. The "medium" agreed but said this time the charge would be £50. "Why so much more?" asked the customer.
"Because", said the "medium", "Next time Charlie will speak to you while I'm drinking a glass of water!"
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Post by Ma'amJo on Aug 26, 2010 15:32:16 GMT
Ha ha, that's not too far off the mark, chris8wall.  |
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Post by redbaron on Aug 26, 2010 17:25:13 GMT
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Post by mrjohnno on Aug 26, 2010 20:34:11 GMT
Great one red, gotta steal that.
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Post by chris8wall on Sept 1, 2010 2:49:57 GMT
A rabbi, a priest and a vicar were in a fishing boat on a lake. On the shore was a shop. Suddenly the rabbi stands up and says, "I need some more bait." He steps out of the boat, walks across the top of the water to the shop. He then walks on the top of the water back to the boat.
The priest says, "I'm going to buy a paper." He walks on the top of the water to the shop and returns the same way.
The vicar is totally amazed. "I'm going to buy some chocolate" he says, steps off the side of the boat...and nearly drowns in 20 feet of water.
The rabbi and the priest drag him back in the boat and ask, "Why didn't you use the stepping stones like we did?"
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Post by chris8wall on Sept 1, 2010 2:59:38 GMT
A merchant banker is walking in the countryside. He turns a corner and meets God! The banker asks "Is it true that a million years on Earth is like a minute in Heaven?"
"That would be a fair comparison," says God.
"So a million pounds on Earth would be like a penny to You in Heaven?"
"That would be true" says God.
"Well, can I have one of your pennies?" asks the banker.
"Certainly," says God. "I'll go and get you one. Wait here a MINUTE!"
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Post by Amaris on Sept 2, 2010 0:26:18 GMT
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