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Post by redbaron on Jan 5, 2011 2:10:54 GMT
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Post by redbaron on Jan 8, 2011 16:39:12 GMT
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Jan 9, 2011 0:13:35 GMT
Hahaha, they are both genius
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Post by Amaris on Jan 12, 2011 17:23:55 GMT
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Jan 12, 2011 19:15:06 GMT
Hahaha, I like that one
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Post by redbaron on Jan 24, 2011 13:24:31 GMT
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Post by mrjohnno on Jan 29, 2011 13:03:28 GMT
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Post by mrjohnno on Jan 31, 2011 11:24:06 GMT
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol, police say it's definitely race related ....................
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Post by redbaron on Feb 19, 2011 2:20:16 GMT
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Post by Ma'amJo on Feb 19, 2011 9:44:02 GMT
That's brilliant.  |
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Post by redbaron on Feb 21, 2011 18:42:00 GMT
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.
Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any better.”
Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?” God chuckles, “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.”
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Post by redbaron on Feb 21, 2011 18:44:24 GMT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
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Post by redbaron on Feb 21, 2011 18:55:09 GMT
A mate of mine has opened a factory making land mines disguised as prayer mats. Apparently Prophets are going through the roof............
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Post by redbaron on Feb 23, 2011 3:56:03 GMT
A 90 year old man walks into a church and goes into the confessional
The priest slides the privacy screen open and and says "yes?"
The old man says "Father, I'm 90 years old, I've been happily married for 70 years and have 8 children 17 grand children and 12 great grand children.
Yesterday, on the way home from the market I saw two 18 year old girls walking along the side of the road and stopped to give them a ride.
Well father we ended up at a motel room and we all had sex together for over 4 hours.
The priest asked if he was sorry for his sin, to which the old man replied
"No, of corse not father!!"
The priest, shocked asked "What kind of Catholic are you!!??"
The old man replied " I'm not catholic father I'm a Jew"
So the priest says " Well why are you telling me!!??"
The old man replied " Hell father! I'm telling everybody!!!"
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Post by mrjohnno on Feb 23, 2011 9:48:31 GMT
2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.
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Post by redbaron on Mar 2, 2011 3:32:15 GMT
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Mar 2, 2011 12:46:23 GMT
Haha, thats funny, although i would say being camp doesn't automatically make someone gay.
However looking at that video you knew Adam was gay the moment he walked out, way too buff and well groomed to be straight
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Post by redbaron on Mar 2, 2011 16:11:23 GMT
heh.
Funny though, of all the gay guys i know in real life, none have that "metrosexual" look - they all without exception look like skinheads, with lots of tattoos etc.
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Mar 3, 2011 0:03:39 GMT
I think gays now are trying to distance themselves from the metrosexual look
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Post by tomroberts on Mar 4, 2011 1:12:24 GMT
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