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Post by The Legendary Barb on Nov 13, 2011 18:09:14 GMT
Hope this is the right thread for this little snippet . Just watched an ad on the telly, for, a Christian dating agency, and as I am typing this, the bloody name has skip my mind. I think it was, Christians Mingle . com. Showed a lot of people looking very happy together.  . As any one else seen it? or did I just watch part of a comedy sketch. ;D |
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Post by mrjohnno on Nov 13, 2011 18:52:26 GMT
Hope this is the right thread for this little snippet . Just watched an ad on the telly, for, a Christian dating agency, and as I am typing this, the bloody name has skip my mind. I think it was, Christians Mingle . com. Showed a lot of people looking very happy together. . As any one else seen it? or did I just watch part of a comedy sketch. ;D Note there is no option for man seeks man or woman seeks woman. |
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Nov 13, 2011 19:28:01 GMT
Johnno the omission of man seeks man, woman seeks woman does not surprise me in the least. Though I have to admit at being perplexed, as to their having too advertise in the first place.  . Do they not meet one another at the church services/get together`s. |
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Post by mrjohnno on Nov 13, 2011 19:40:55 GMT
Johnno the omission of man seeks man, woman seeks woman does not surprise me in the least. Though I have to admit at being perplexed, as to their having too advertise in the first place. . Do they not meet one another at the church services/get together`s. Working on an answer this very moment |
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Post by Amaris on Nov 17, 2011 1:31:15 GMT
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Post by Amaris on Nov 17, 2011 1:33:55 GMT
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Post by redbaron on Dec 10, 2011 15:17:47 GMT
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Post by redbaron on Dec 24, 2011 23:27:53 GMT
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Post by redbaron on Jan 26, 2012 4:12:14 GMT
CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL, 40 D Breasts, 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh MY God!"
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Stephen
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Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.
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Post by Stephen on Jan 26, 2012 20:55:35 GMT
Borrowed from 'God Fail Blog' Below is the 1974 logo for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission. The logo was designed by Gerry Kano. I am not quite sure why, but apparently this logo won an award. Perhaps it was the “Truth in Advertising Award”. Well, the writing was certainly on the wall on this one. I wonder if the people who approved this design had all taken vows of celibacy and just didn’t realize what oral sex actually looked like. Attachments:
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Jan 26, 2012 22:33:06 GMT
A bad ventriloquist was advised by his agent to set up as a fake medium. The "spirit " could then "talk" to the customer and he could charge £25. His first customer was completely fooled into thinking she was talking to her late husband Charlie. At the end of the session, she asked if she could come back the following Friday to speak to Charlie again. The "medium" agreed but said this time the charge would be £50. "Why so much more?" asked the customer. "Because", said the "medium", "Next time Charlie will speak to you while I'm drinking a glass of water!" You just managed something that few ever achieve, to make me laugh |
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Post by redbaron on Jan 29, 2012 17:19:50 GMT
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Post by redbaron on Jan 29, 2012 17:22:45 GMT
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Post by Mr Jinx on Mar 10, 2012 18:35:18 GMT
Poker's like a séance: You sit around a table holding hands, and one guy profits from everybody else's loss.
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Post by Mr Jinx on Mar 11, 2012 13:16:09 GMT
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Post by Mr Jinx on Apr 13, 2012 19:56:33 GMT
A question for Creationists:
If god created everything on earth then why did he create all the scientific evidence to suggest that he didn't?
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Post by The Legendary Barb on Apr 14, 2012 7:07:00 GMT
Nice one Mr J. |
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Post by Mr Jinx on Apr 14, 2012 10:21:29 GMT
Nice one Mr J. Thanks Barb. I originally posted it here as a joke but thinking about perhaps it should be posted as a question in the religious section. |
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Post by Mr. Jon Donnis on Apr 14, 2012 10:26:32 GMT
I have tweeted it since i have some Creationists/CHristians as followers
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Post by Mr Jinx on May 4, 2012 22:01:15 GMT
"Excuse me Mr God sir, there's a gentleman called Joseph waiting in reception. He says he'd like to talk to you about commandment number seven.".
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. As any one else seen it? or did I just watch part of a comedy sketch. ;D
. Do they not meet one another at the church services/get together`s. 
